"Mom, what's for dinner?" "Stick on a steak." "I have always wanted to eat sticks."
"Mom, what's wrong with your leg?" "What?" "It looks all wrinkly." We asked dad...he answered with a chuckle, "Cell-U-lite." "What's that?" "A type of fat." "You need to exercise more." We went on to explain that you really can't get rid of it.
My son has been into showing me is growing muscles. So, I flexed my arm for him. He half laughed and freaked out. "Do it again." (My arm giggles a bit as it makes a muscle!) So, when I want to gross him out I show him my guns.
I know there's more...but they have slipped my mind. What are some funny things your family has said in the last week?